I found the cutest alcoholic beverage ever:
It's pear cider with sparkles and a little fawn on the label (which is also shiny)! Actually, it is making my mood better already.
Also, as if I didn't already want to visit Portland enough, now I really NEED to go to Voodoo Doughnut! Peanut butter and banana doughnut? Maple-bacon doughnut? YES!
<-- voodoo doll doughnut